I’m gonna psychoanalyze you and you can’t stop me

I won’t be too mean <3

  • Question of

    What’s your relationship with your parents like?

    • Good 🙂
    • None of your business
    • I love my mum
    • I love my dad
    • Ehhh
    • Shitty
    • Who needs parents when you have fictional characters?
  • Question of

    Pick a song lyric, except they are all Phoebe Bridgers or boygenius (you thought you could escape this question huh?)

    • I hate you for what you did/ and I miss you like a little kid
    • You think you’re a good person because you won’t punch me/ in the stomach
    • Do you feel ashamed/ when you hear my name?
    • Turns up the music so thoughts don’t intrude
    • And I get this feeling whenever I feel good/ it’ll be the last time
  • Question of

    Are you neurodivergent?

    • PFFFFFTTTT NO DEFINITELY NOT (yes)
    • Yuppers
    • Surprisingly not
    • Nope
    • I don’t know
  • Question of

    How are you?

    • I’m okay actually
    • None of your business
    • Good, how are you?
    • Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhaahhaahhahah
    • You don’t want to know
    • I’m actually dying right now and I’m spending my final moments doing this quiz in the hope that it’ll give me some comfort
  • Question of

    How do you feel about your birthday?

    • Another year closer to death ig
    • It’s okay
    • I LOVE IT YIPPEE
    • I used to love it
    • Its complicated
  • Question of

    What’s your love language?

    • Words of affirmation
    • Physical affection
    • Gift giving
    • Acts of service
    • Sending obscure memes
    • Quality time
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